pink-pussy

Okay, so why is a vagina pink inside?  Don’t get wrong, pink is a nice color and there is nothing wrong with a pink pussy but some other colors might be nice.  I am thinking that some type of neon color might be intriguing.  Yes, that’s it…I would like to have the inside of my pussy a neon yellow color!  That way, under a black light you guys won’t have any trouble finding the right hole.  Whether on purpose or out of ignorance (I think the latter) many inexperienced gentlemen will try and stick their manhood in that southern hole (ouch!). 

Okay, okay… it’s the northern hole if the woman is on her stomach.  Anyways, that hole is usually off limits.  So in conclusion, a neon yellow pussy hole would save a lot of girls sore asses in the morning.  This is just a glimpse into my mind on how a utopia world should look like.

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