Let’s face it guys; there is no better feeling in the world then thrusting your penis inside a wet, warm, throbbing vagina. Assuming you are not using a condom, the skin on skin friction of the head of your penis rubbing up against a warm vaginal canal can be a mind blowing sensation.
So it got me to thinking, is there any artificial substitute that can come close to simulating the look and feel of the inside of a vagina?
Every guy that I know seems to need to have a sexual release every time the clock strikes the hour. It’s in their DNA to have these urges and there is no telling when these urges will strike.
Shit, a guy could just be sitting at a table eating a baloney sandwich without anything particular on his mind. All it takes is for an attractive female to walk by and then all of a sudden he will be overcome with urges to mount her like a wild Rhinoceros in the African Serengeti.
Unfortunately for you guys, we women are not keen on providing access to the love canal every time you get your urge. This predicament has caused you to search for other innovative means to satisfy your urges on your own time schedule (i.e., masturbation).
Anyways, I digress….
I knew there were more male adult sex toys on the market then you could shake a stick at but I was curious to know if there was something special that gave a close simulation to the real thing.
I decided to take my question to my younger brother William. William and I have the kind of brother/sister relationship where we can pretty much discuss anything without it feeling weird. Hell, I have even had him post here on my blog discussing different types of vaginas.
“Sis, I have tried a lot of different sex toys and I can honesty say the Fleshlight is my favorite so far”. He continued to say, “I will even go far as to say that this toy might actually be better than the real thing.” What the fuck!?!?, better than a real vagina? He later explained to me that some of his most mind blowing orgasms have been experienced using this particular toy.
Now that William had my interest peeked, I decided to do a little research. According to the Fleshlight official website they have sold more than 3 million of these things. Assuming this is true, they must be doing something right. Additionally, the material used is not your standard latex, plastic, or silicone but rather a secret formulated material that they have protected with numerous patents. Apparently, soaking the material in warm water before use gives the very real simulation of fucking a real vagina.
Exploring a little more on the website, I discovered the “build your own” option. Here you get to build your own Fleshlight; like a car on an assembly line. You can choose color, orifice (mouth, ass, pussy), and texture. Once I saw the different textures I began to understand why my brother was claiming to have such intense orgasms. The texture most intriguing to me is called the “Destroya.” I don’t know about you but I am not aware of the inside a vagina of any women looking like that! Obviously this has been designed to stimulate all of the nerve endings of the penis head and shaft to the maximum. I can just see it now, a bunch of guys in white lab coats in an undisclosed secret laboratory designing the next texture to help a guy blow his wad with maximum intensity.
So I guess it’s a battle of science versus nature in creating the ultimate ejaculation sleeve for mankind’s cock.
I can understand the usefulness of a toy like this when a man needs to release and he is looking for something in between using his hand and fucking the real thing, but the day he decides that he prefers a toy over the real thing is the day he needs to check himself into a psychiatric facility.
So to my little brother William I say, I sure hope I don’t have to visit you at the psychiatric ward someday; however, for you birthday next month I might just buy you that Destroya! 🙂
If you own a Fleshlight, please post your experience below. I would love to know if you prefer it more than fucking the real thing.
Additional research resources: Fleshlight User Manual Fleshlight Sleeves Wikipedia – Fleshlight Fleshlight Instructional Video Unbiased Fleshlight Review
Yea, I have a Fleshlight. I must admit it feels damn good. Will it ever replace the real thing? No way, but it a close second. Also, the shower mount is a great accessory. http://fleshlight.com-a.us/shower-mount . Once you are done with your business you can clean the fleshlight right there in the shower.
The Fleshlight is wonderful. Greatest masterbation tool invented for men ever.
Destroya literally did it’s namesake. Very real alternative.
The best toy I have ever purchased. For those days that my wife won’t have me 🙂
I have tried a number of different masturbators, including the Flashlight. I actually found the flashlight to be a little too intense. I use a cyberskin sleeve shaped like a V with Astroglide. To me, that seems like the best combination. The sleeve also has a hole at both ends so I can control the amount of suction/contact. The author’s brother is right, though. I have had some of my most intensely amazing orgasms with that toy. I even use it with my GF sometimes. She likes how powerfully it affects me. To me, it’s not about whether it replaces the real thing or not. Using a masturbator is a different type of pleasurable experience. BTW, it has also helped me “train” myself. I can now last over an hour with my GF with minor effort.
I have various Fleshlights and some other cheaper sleeves as well. The Fleshlights feel nice but they seem to soak up an awful lot of lubrication for some reason. Because of that, I started looking for other options.
My latest toy is the Meiki Zhang Xiao Yu (aka simply as “ZXY”) which many consider the best of them all right now. This one is mostly made of the soft, Fleshlight material, but the vagina is lined with a different material that is slightly stiffer. One would think that would be a detraction, but it still actually quite soft. Whereas many find that the Fleshlights are too soft to feel those multitude of textures they provide, you really feel the vagina of the ZXY.
The vaginal canal of the ZXY, unlike the Fleshlights, is actually a realistic replication of a girl’s vagina where somehow they managed to take measurements of the inside of her and reproduce them in the toy. This isn’t just a matter of replicating the labia like the Fleshlights do.
The result is a different experience that feels much more realistic than the Fleshlights — so much so that I just don’t even bother anymore with the Fleshlights except for a little variety now and then. It is hard to describe the sensation except that it isn’t a tight grip, but rather, a gentle, soothing massage just like a real girl, but still one where you feel her internal ridges, lumps and bumps inside.
Best of all, it only uses a single application of lubrication. They do provide a wonderful lubrication in a sample bottle with the purchase of the toy that is also very unusual in that it has the same kind of sticky consistency of a real girl’s love juices. They worked hard on that lube and, again, you only need a little of it. I still haven’t figured out whether it is better than the other lubes as I am still getting used to the heavenly feel of the toy itself.
Each guy’s dick is different, though, and different guys feel different things based on the shape of their dick and the way the nerves are dispersed across it. That is why it is best to try a bunch of different ones. All of them seem to be better than just the hand.
As for the ultimate question as to whether it is better than fucking the real thing, well, nothing matches a real girl. Feeling a real girl’s legs wrapped around you, inhaling the smell of her pussy, watching her eyes as she experiences each thrust, and being able to suck on those wonderful things called tits just cannot be compared to a mere toy. And just knowing that when I explode in her is making her explode too is a feeling that can’t be duplicated no matter what.
I sold for Adam & Eve for about 8 years and tried a bunch of the toys. They’re all OK, but none of them match the actual body parts of any woman, whether those be pussy, mouth, ass, tits, hands, feet, or if she’s fat, skinny, old, young, black, white, ugly or gorgeous; every woman has something charming about her. I have preferences of course but the only thing I really don’t like in any woman is a strong cigarette smell; I like her healthy or at least trying to be. If my dick’s not being rubbed on, by, or in a woman my hand is about as good as a toy.