- Name: Jade
- Age: 24
- Country: United States
- Reason for photo submission: I wanted to show off my V. 🙂
Miley Cyrus Pussy
Okay, now that I have your attention…..LOL
It looks like the former Disney Channel goody-two-shoes is making all kinds of headlines lately. Who knew that Hannah Montana had so much sexual energy just waiting to bust out?!
Well, I say strike the iron while it’s hot! It’s time she submitted her “V” to this website for the world to rate.
Please go to her Facebook page and let her know we want to see Miley Cyrus pussy! Just be a little more subtle than that :).
Link >> Miley Cyrus FB Page
- Name: Brenda
- Age: 19
- Country: United States
- Reason I submitted my photo: I felt like doing something crazy!
Inside a Vagina: What’s the Best Substitute?
Let’s face it guys; there is no better feeling in the world then thrusting your penis inside a wet, warm, throbbing vagina. Assuming you are not using a condom, the skin on skin friction of the head of your penis rubbing up against a warm vaginal canal can be a mind blowing sensation.
So it got me to thinking, is there any artificial substitute that can come close to simulating the look and feel of the inside of a vagina?
Every guy that I know seems to need to have a sexual release every time the clock strikes the hour. It’s in their DNA to have these urges and there is no telling when these urges will strike.
Shit, a guy could just be sitting at a table eating a baloney sandwich without anything particular on his mind. All it takes is for an attractive female to walk by and then all of a sudden he will be overcome with urges to mount her like a wild Rhinoceros in the African Serengeti.
Unfortunately for you guys, we women are not keen on providing access to the love canal every time you get your urge. This predicament has caused you to search for other innovative means to satisfy your urges on your own time schedule (i.e., masturbation).
Anyways, I digress….
I knew there were more male adult sex toys on the market then you could shake a stick at but I was curious to know if there was something special that gave a close simulation to the real thing.
I decided to take my question to my younger brother William. William and I have the kind of brother/sister relationship where we can pretty much discuss anything without it feeling weird. Hell, I have even had him post here on my blog discussing different types of vaginas.
“Sis, I have tried a lot of different sex toys and I can honesty say the Fleshlight is my favorite so far”. He continued to say, “I will even go far as to say that this toy might actually be better than the real thing.” What the fuck!?!?, better than a real vagina? He later explained to me that some of his most mind blowing orgasms have been experienced using this particular toy.
Now that William had my interest peeked, I decided to do a little research. According to the Fleshlight official website they have sold more than 3 million of these things. Assuming this is true, they must be doing something right. Additionally, the material used is not your standard latex, plastic, or silicone but rather a secret formulated material that they have protected with numerous patents. Apparently, soaking the material in warm water before use gives the very real simulation of fucking a real vagina.
Exploring a little more on the website, I discovered the “build your own” option. Here you get to build your own Fleshlight; like a car on an assembly line. You can choose color, orifice (mouth, ass, pussy), and texture. Once I saw the different textures I began to understand why my brother was claiming to have such intense orgasms. The texture most intriguing to me is called the “Destroya.” I don’t know about you but I am not aware of the inside a vagina of any women looking like that! Obviously this has been designed to stimulate all of the nerve endings of the penis head and shaft to the maximum. I can just see it now, a bunch of guys in white lab coats in an undisclosed secret laboratory designing the next texture to help a guy blow his wad with maximum intensity.
So I guess it’s a battle of science versus nature in creating the ultimate ejaculation sleeve for mankind’s cock.
I can understand the usefulness of a toy like this when a man needs to release and he is looking for something in between using his hand and fucking the real thing, but the day he decides that he prefers a toy over the real thing is the day he needs to check himself into a psychiatric facility.
So to my little brother William I say, I sure hope I don’t have to visit you at the psychiatric ward someday; however, for you birthday next month I might just buy you that Destroya! 🙂
If you own a Fleshlight, please post your experience below. I would love to know if you prefer it more than fucking the real thing.
Additional research resources: Fleshlight User Manual Fleshlight Sleeves Wikipedia – Fleshlight Fleshlight Instructional Video Unbiased Fleshlight Review
- Name: Zia
- Age: 19
- Country: United States
- Reason for submission: Because I love pussy!
- Name: Karla
- Age: 24
- Country: United States
- Reason for submission: Looking for reader feedback
- Name: Natalie
- Age: 26
- Country: United States
- Reason for submission: My girlfriend dared me to do it.
World’s Biggest Vagina
The world record for the biggest vagina belonged to Anna Swan (1846-1888). Anna was a Scottish women who set a number of records related to her massive size.
Born at a normal size, she began growing at an extraordinary rate during childhood, eventually reaching a height of 7′ 8″ at age 19. She decided to tour the country with a side show circus in order to capitalize on her extraordinary size. It was during this time period that she met and fell in love with another giant named Captain Martin Bates, who was over 7 feet tall. They were married in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world. This world record still stands today.
The newlyweds began their new lives by building a mansion filled with giant furniture. One notable piece of furniture included a bed measuring 11′ x 7′ where the happy couple consummated their marriage. On June 18, 1879, she delivered the largest baby in history, weighing 26 pounds and measuring 34 inches in length. In fact, the baby was so large that it became firmly wedged in her birth canal and required the use of forceps and belts in order to extract.
Unfortunately, the child did not survive the traumatic birth. However, a cast was made and still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health.
Why the hell didn’t they make a cast of her vagina!? Now that is something I would pay to see.
R.I.P Anna Swan. Your world’s biggest vagina certainly deserves the homage of this humble blog.
- Name: Scarlett
- Age: 24
- Country: United States
- Reason for submission: no reason given